Tuesday, June 29, 2010

things i've found in my yard

Small dead animals. All kinds, colors, and shapes. Usually missing a body part or two or in someone's vomit.

Small living animals. Usually in need of assistance. They make me scream and squirm and my toes curl and I can't move. It's horrifying.

My dog Joe's lightbulb collection.

All of my dirty underwear. Fucking Dogs.

My friend Charlie. Asleep. On a dog bed. Long story.

4 policemen. That's never a good sight.

A herd of cattle. I'm not joking. We tryed to catch them. Q said "the dogs will love um!"

My neighbors 6 yr. old son Buddy. when I asked him what he was doing he said "trespassing." All righty then.

12 inches of snow. Best day ever.

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