#1. THOU SHALL NOT STEP IN DOGSHIT AND THEN JUMP ON MOMMYS BED.
#2. Dogs are supposed to eat dog food. We will not starve ourselves for 3 days until mommy breaks down and makes us scrambled eggs.
#3. Barking non-stop during Robsessed is a BAD IDEA.
#4. Not EVERYONE loves small dead animals. Keep um outside.
#5. White leather couches ARE NOT chew toys.
#6. Burying bones in house plants is wrong. Peeing on them is too.
#7. Mommy is our favorite. When mommy is mad at daddy, take HER side.
#8. Waking mommy up from a nap by barking like phycotic possesed rabid dogs at a crow is a no-no.