I was minding my own business laying in front of the fire and i accidentally took a nap and only woke up because I fell off the mattress due to being kicked by two dogs in the back and pushed out of their way to feel the warmth from the fire. Jerks. Im soaked from sweating to death and I have part of a pigs ear stuck in my hair and Brian is outside working on his "baby" that damn jeep and isn't here for me to yell at for no reason. So as I make myself my carrot, super food, berry juice drink I'm gonna add some (shitloads of) vodka to it and shave my head. Good day my friends.

I said good day!